Girl With 3 EEEs

It's not like I don't have enough outlets for my insanity, but here's another one - this here blog. I'll post videos, hopefully start up my podcast, and have question-answer periods with my adoring fans (when I finally get some). I'll also bitch and moan and post links to funny crap (well, stuff I find funny), post one- to two-line posts when I'm bored, and when I finally get my shit together, do mobile uploads.

I also want to find some crazy new friends that wouldn't mind coming to my house for a house party or just to chill out, and not flake out and whine "it's too far!" (You know who you are, and I do keep track. It's equally far for me to go where you guys are.)

I don't appreciate ghetto-ness or hot ghetto messes (I mean, a little is fine if its funny, but not your way of life). Don't like it? Don't read it. I mean it; stay as far away from this blog as possible.

Am I a stuck up bitch? At times, but usually, I'm just quiet until someone talks to me. Do I think I'm better than you? Eh. Maybe.

I host another blog too, and I'll post the link when I feel damn well ready to.

Umm, let's see. I'm confident, I'm insecure, I'm funny to some, I fall flat to others. I'm crazy and I'm kooky. I like to do a lot of things, but because of my sometimes shy nature - "what, she's shy?!" - and because I'm very nerdy, people ASSUME that I don't want to - also, money pretty much stops me in my tracks these days. I think I have ADD, and sometimes undiagnosed cancer, but thats another post. I also have a lot of pride, but I am generous to a fault. I cry, but do not think I'm weak. I can take a lot, so don't think I'm having a nervous breakdown - or ASSUME its "that time of the month", fuckers - if I throw something. I have strong convictions and if I know I'm right, then I'm right. Not to say I can't admit that I'm wrong, because I do all the time.

Oh, and if I misspell a few words or fuck up on some grammar - use your context clues and get over it. Sometimes, I don't reread what I type and my mouse trigger finger goes a-clickin' on PUBLISH. The same goes for if I abbreviate my words like I'm txtng u from my fon...so wat? I can do that.

Now, on to my next goal: try to take over the world! (or get some adoring fans, whichever is easier)

Posted by Never The Girl Next Door at 2:10 PM Comments